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		<title>I&#8217;m Still not Gonna Put Up a Country Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 18:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enough of these dreary liberal dirges! My conservative credibility is hanging in the balance here, and if I post one more melancholy bong hit soundtrack, I&#8217;m gonna have to turn in my gas guzzling 6-speed, defend Islam, and refer to my status dogs as my children. Or, if many of the giant REPUBLICAN doomsayers are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10477819&amp;post=2483&amp;subd=dipsochronicles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Staying Single for Swedish Chicks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 19:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s another song I bought all by its lonesome. The conservative people writing all the very bestest websites tell me I&#8217;m not supposed to like folk music. I think it was even one of the things in the meme video &#8220;Shit Liberals Say.&#8221; &#8220;I like folk music.&#8221; Bwahaha, sappy liberal pansy! Is it ok if [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10477819&amp;post=2480&amp;subd=dipsochronicles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mutely to the Coast</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 06:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My God I want to get some good music that makes me feel like I&#8217;m ten different kinds of victory and loss, trading off and making life as giant, shaky, and indefinite as insomnia. I want the kind of music that makes me look at you like a movie, that slows you down and makes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10477819&amp;post=2475&amp;subd=dipsochronicles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Travis Bickle Diet</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 15:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mama came home. We celebrated by leaving the kids with grandma for a quick hour while we headed down the street for some sushi. I know people who still rebel against sushi as some kind of yuppie trend. I don&#8217;t know about that. Sushi has been cool since long before I could afford it, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10477819&amp;post=2447&amp;subd=dipsochronicles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Reluctant Kings of the Endless Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They always get sick when she leaves us. Snot, coughing, and airways that sputter enough to sound like a whole day&#8217;s work being forced through a clogged shower head. The poor kids fall apart without her. All three of them. Even when the life is a good life of love and provision, the absence of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10477819&amp;post=2437&amp;subd=dipsochronicles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Sating of the Termites</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the first time ever, I have bought an individual song. It always felt wrong to me to forgo the album, like a too easy acquiescence to the digital age. The last bulwark of tactile, weildy tradition, come down under the weight and power of things with no physical bearing. Letting the megabyte termites loose [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10477819&amp;post=2432&amp;subd=dipsochronicles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Everything Bad, At Least Twice</title>
		<link>http://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/2012/02/10/everything-bad-at-least-twice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/?p=2427</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My Facebook friends are gonna see the blurb that this generates over there and be all &#8220;You just said this yesterday, man.&#8221; Because I just said this yesterday. Man. But I&#8217;ll put a little more oomph into it here. It&#8217;s the bonus you get for leaving that awful Facebook page and coming to a place [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10477819&amp;post=2427&amp;subd=dipsochronicles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Just Words on a Placard</title>
		<link>http://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/2012/02/08/just-words-on-a-placard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/?p=2424</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; I guess you don&#8217;t know much yet, because I haven&#8217;t been talking. They&#8217;ve lined me up for surgery on March 2nd, and assure me that they&#8217;ll have me out the door by noon. Now that&#8217;s impressive. They&#8217;re going to remove hamstring tendons or ligaments or something, somehow fuse them to existing knee ligaments [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10477819&amp;post=2424&amp;subd=dipsochronicles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bonus</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You take a rest at the beach when the day gives you the bonus. She says &#8220;Papa, the water is growling.”<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10477819&amp;post=2419&amp;subd=dipsochronicles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The News of the Fray</title>
		<link>http://dipsochronicles.wordpress.com/2012/02/06/the-news-of-the-fray/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[More news? Sure. I know Global Warming is a farce, and so do you. They wouldn&#8217;t have switched it up to the impossible-to-be-incorrect &#8220;Climate Change&#8221; if there was any chance of it being real. Now absolutely anything that happens makes them right. EVEN IF IT GETS COLDER. I have a 4 year old, and that&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dipsochronicles.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10477819&amp;post=2415&amp;subd=dipsochronicles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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